Excited over Nothing - 08.07.2025

The wind's speaking in tongues
An advert:
	A decent fucking life
		To let
Who's buying? Everyone is
Single fathers rub their scratchcards
	And fatherless teens flock to gigs
		To see the stars of their TikTok feeds
But what could you possibly need
	When you have your revenue streams
		And your old and trusty silver spoon?
I spend all my dosh on beer, though
	And all my money on whiskey 
		So what good is my empty wallet?
So having nothing else to buy
	I'll scream and shout until I die
		And I'll never ever tell you why
Call me lazy and ungrateful -
	That's what I've always really been
		But I'm not you - for this, I'm thankful
You drive a fancy car to work
	Me - I dodge fares like no one else
        	Striking fear into all rail guards' hearts
Your feet are soft, mine are calloused
	But I'll show you what they can do -
		Open up your head, see what's inside
You'd like to let the good times roll
	And have others fill your great barns
		But I only want to spoil your fun
'Cause who cares what you think
	If you don't care about my feelings?
You can go and tie yourself a noose
	Instead of wasting time on meetings
'Cause all you do is rant
	About how your slaves laze about
		So what, so what, you boring little cunt?